Title: Call Me Hans 7/?
Characters: Landa
Rating: NC-17
Disclaimer: QT owns everything important. (in the fic, anyway)
Warnings: In this chapter: Recalled non-con & Oral Sex
Summary: "Just for the record, I SUCK at writing oral. Consider that a disclaimer."

I knew it. When you're googling "food adjectives" to round out your metaphor, you've got a ( Read more... )

Rated NC-17 for adult themes and strong sexual content. The character of Hans Landa is the sole property of Quentin Tarantino. All other characters are of my own creation.

Ever onward in the saga of Hans and Desiree! This chapter might best be described as their “morning after” chapter. Again, thank you to all of you who have taken the time to ( Read more... )

Title The Courtship of Aldo Raine and Hans Landa
Chap 5/7
Rating R for drunkenness, boy kisses, yelling in poorly translated German, molestation, almost sex. Yeah guys.
Pairing Aldo/Landa, Landa/Utivich
Summery Desperate for physcal closeness, Landa makes a pretty obvious mistake. Aldo isn't happy.
Notes I'm mean to Landa, that much is obvious. And I ( Read more... )

This little blurb has been rattling around in my head for quite a while and I really just need to get it out so I could move on with my life!

Title: Needs of Men (Part 1)
Words: 2,648
Character(s)/Pairing(s): Waltz/Diehl, mentions of later Waltz/Roth
Rating: R
Summary: First part of this prompt: "August and Christoph have a one-night-stand, only sex, ( Read more... )

Rated NC-17 for adult themes and strong sexual content. The character of Hans Landa is the sole property of Quentin Tarantino. All other characters are of my own creation.

NOTE: Chapters 11 and 12 are also posted for your reading pleasure.

( Read Chapter 10 Here! )

Rated NC-17 for adult themes and strong sexual content. The character of Hans Landa is the sole property of Quentin Tarantino. All other characters are of my own creation.

NOTE: Chapter 12 is also posted for your reading pleasure.

( Read Chapter 11 Here!! )

Rated NC-17 for adult themes and strong sexual content. The character of Hans Landa is the sole property of Quentin Tarantino. All other characters are of my own creation.

“Sex is a powerful truth-perhaps the most powerful and ruthless truth of all. Because people’s passions don’t lie. Oh, they can be covered-hidden for an entire lifetime. But ( Read more... )

Title: Call Me Hans 6/?
Characters: Landa
Rating: NC-17
Disclaimer: QT owns everything important. (in the fic, anyway)
Warnings: In this chapter: Sex, slight D/s
Summary: From his POV this time. Things is gettin' dark, kids.

Quinn: Well holy shit. Do you think people are ready for that?

Scarlett: Well, let's hope so...

Title: Judith
Character(s)/Pairing(s): Landa/Shosanna
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Shosanna survived. After the war she meets Landa again.
Warnings: This is not a happy fic.

( You're such an inspiration for the ways that I'll never ever choose to be )

Title: Call Me Hans 4/?
Characters: Landa
Rating: NC-17
Disclaimer: QT owns everything important. (in the fic, anyway)
Warnings: In this chapter: Explicit Language
Summary: "They don't know, Colonel. The phone calls, what we discussed…they don’t know we’ve been talking."

This would have gotten done so much faster, but the original was a lot of "and ( Read more... )